How do you do? The name's Lamont. Lamont Toucey.
If you're wondering, I'm a deliveryman. The type that can get you what you want, and do it discreetly on top of that.
So what are you waiting for? Let's talk a little business! I'm sure we can come to an agreement as long as you can pay...
...You can pay, right?
friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman:
boundking started following you
Evening, sir…
How do you do?
Fantastic.
[Crowley drawls, wiping a minuscule amount of blood away from his lower lip with his monogrammed handkerchief. He offers a sneer.]
How do you think?
*The crease between Lamont’s eyebrows deepen*
I think you’ve probably been better…
What happened? Someone lay you out, or do you just have a shitty dentist?
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friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman:
I think so. Been some time.
[He just lifted a hand up and waved slightly.]
Father Alex at Saint Anthony’s.
Right, right, yes!
How are you doing? It certainly has been a while, Father.
[He took the hand between his own to grip and shake. Firm and friendly before he let the hand go.]
All is well for me, I assure. Merely a bit busy taking care of a church and now angel children. And you?
*He smiled at the returned handshake; Confidence and friendliness radiated off of it. Funny how you could tell so much about someone just by the way they shook hands*
Good to hear! I’m… Well, I’m hanging in there.
‘Angel children’ wouldn’t happen to be describing their behavior, would it…? Heheheheh.
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friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman:
“Well thank you~ Heh.” He smiled gently. “My name’s Lamont. Lamont Toucey.”
“Well, I’m Anicalandra. Nice to meet you Lamont.” She smiled.
“Anicalandra…? Quite an interesting name, and lovely to meet you too.”
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friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman:
friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman:
Teehee.
Adventure! ‘Cause I’m part bug, part cat- all cop!
You’re a cop? You don’t look very much like a cop…
Why, are you a robber?
…What if I am?
Then can I chase you like the cops in movies do?
…Well, alright, but no guarantee you’ll catch me~
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friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman:
*His hand drops and he takes a half step back* They usually are.
Right. Yeah.
…Perhaps I should leave you be for now? I don’t want to overwhelm you with all this talking.
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someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
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friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman:
Teehee.
You’re a cop? You don’t look very much like a cop…
Why, are you a robber?
…What if I am?
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