Hey! The name's Lamont Toucey.
friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman:
friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman:
friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman:
friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman:
friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman:
friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman:
#You do resemble a good number of adult film stars Lamont~
I’m one bad delivery pun away, probably…
I have some contacts in the industry if you’d ever like to.
Oh god no!
I-I’m quite content with my deliveryman job, heh, heheheheheaahahaha…
Oh, even if it was a one time deal, I’m sure they’d accommodate you~ And it was just an offer if you’re ever interested.
Just letting you know~
I’m sure you’d do well, if you did~
I don’t really have an interest in being a part of the adult film industry, heh. No respect lost or anything… But it’s just not something I’m interested in.
Ahhh. More of a home movie sort, perhaps? Oh, that would be quite interesting, with your girlfriend’s condition. *Grins*
‘Condition’? …You mean her vampirism?
Mhmm~ She doesn’t show up on camera or in mirrors, does she? Must be interesting to watch…
I really doubt she’d even consent to a camera in the first place…
Well, not at first, certainly. Just perhaps in the future. And a room filled with mirrors would be just as good.
*flushes* H-hehehehehehe…
via kemuriko
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kemuriko reblogged this from friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman and added:
*Pats him on the shoulder* Sorry, but it’s true.
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friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman reblogged this from kemuriko and added:
Heh, yea, you and everyone else thinks that…
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