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friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman replied to your post: ((In case anyone following me hasn’t realised this))

((Occasionally I feel like I am the only one that has an actual sexual drive in this group, lol.))

((*Cuddlepats* I think you’re just the only one who discusses it?

Is there like… a term for the fact that sometimes I want to cuddle like how I presume people want to have sex? Cuddle frustration? I get that occasionally.))

((No, I’ve had several other rpers say they are asexual. It honestly doesn’t bother me, though I sometimes wonder if I am the only one who isn’t, heh.

And I imagine one could experience cuddle frustration? I get that sometimes.))

((I know there have been a few others who’ve said they’re ace, but I can’t remember specifically who right now. But I definitely don’t think you’re the only sexual person around here.

I think my sex drive was replaced by the need to cuddle people and molest their hair. That is all I want to do to people in a physical sense.))

((I’ll admit, I am pretty open about sex, so perhaps yea it might also be a bit of me being generally very vocal about it? I was never raised to be ashamed of sex. And as for finding sex funny, hell yea sex is funny. Sex is hilarious. I really don’t understand why it’s taken so seriously all the time. I mean, you can be serious about having sex, and serious during the act itself, but in the mainstream it’s taken as this SRRS BZNSS thing. On both sides, honestly. One hand it’s all, SEX IS BAD. SEX SHOULD BE FOR PROCREATION ONLY, etc. And then on the other hand, with oversexualized media and the like, it’s like WHOO YEA THIS IS SEXY. WE’RE SHOVING THIS IN YOUR FACE BECAUSE IT IS SEXY. YOU’RE GOING TO START WATCHING A PARTICULAR SHOW AND KNOW INSTANTLY FROM THE FIRST SCENE THAT SEX IS A SRRS ELEMENT TO THIS SHOW. And I am just… No. That’s stupid.

I also try to keep nsfw things that I post to Lamont’s blog moderately tasteful. I have no idea if this is relevant to anything, but yea…))

((YES. YES ALL OF THAT. BASICALLY. I do not get it. And yeah. I’ve never been ashamed of sex, I’ve always known all about sex, and I’ve never understood how people get so uppity (as in angry/upset) about it. It’s always just seemed silly to me.

I also get so confused with shows where there’ll be two characters talking and then SUDDENLY SEX, and then not five minutes later SUDDENLY MORE SEX. Out of no where. And I’m just sitting there like ‘oh okay these people obviously like sex you’ve made this clear can I watch the rest of the show n— of look there they are again okay just let’s move on with the plo— DAMMIT NOT AGAIN OKAY I GET IT THEY HAVE SEX A LOT MOVE ON.’

Also hell yes with the moderately tasteful nsfw things. I generally try and find things where you know what’s going on, but you don’t see too much. I like those black and white heavily shadowed gifs.))

((Omg, fuck those kinds of shows… They overdo it, and more often than not they don’t even pull it off all that well. /snooty smut rper is snooty

I like… No, I love the implications of a situation. Where you look at an image, or a gif or writing and you can sort of imagine a story to go along with it. Doesn’t necessarily have to be the most elaborate or detailed story, but I like thinking about what happened that led them to that moment… Is there a particular reason for this? What’s going to happen afterwards? Is this passion? Love? Or just a mutual reason to enjoy themselves and get off? I don’t tend to pick one over the others… I mean, I sorta do? But that depends heavily on the characters involved. I would not think of the implications of a scene involving, say… Lamont and Adelaide in the same way as I would think of the implications of a scene involving Lamont and Connie.

Also, my smutty thoughts somehow end up seeming somewhat theatrical.

tl;dr, Applez’s mind is one huge trashy romance novel))

((Most of the time I just sit there wondering how these people even get hired.

Also yessss. It all depends on who’s involved! Applez, we should just write trashy romance novels together and get paid. Just write smut fics, add vague porno plot, some romance, and change the names. Done.

I would write smutty romance novels for a living if I could.))

((Professional fan fiction writer… I could totally do that.))

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