((It’s kind of funny to look at old interactions between Lamont and Millie because it is a lot of Millie trying to hide the fact that she is kiiiiinda skeezed by him sorta-unintentionally flirting with her.
Because he’s OLD.))
((IT’S NOT FLIRTING, IT’S JUST BEING REALLY, REALLY, REALLY SERIOUSLY CHARISMATIC!
And he’s not that old.))
((PEOPLE AREN’T SKEEZED BY CHARISMA. THEY ARE SKEEZED WHEN OLD PEOPLE SEEM REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, SERIOUSLY PEPPED UP BY THE FACT THAT YOU’RE A VAMPIRE WITH DARK BROWN HAIR AND BOOBS.
And he’s old by Millie standards. All of you people are old. Lamont’s only a few years younger than her mom.))
((YEA AND THAT IS LAMONT’S CHARISMA FOR YOU.
He could be her sugar daddy. 8U))