How do you do? The name's Lamont. Lamont Toucey.
If you're wondering, I'm a deliveryman. The type that can get you what you want, and do it discreetly on top of that.
So what are you waiting for? Let's talk a little business! I'm sure we can come to an agreement as long as you can pay...
...You can pay, right?
friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman:
friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman:
#((is it bad that I saw this immediately thought of Lamont?))
((…….Guilty.))
((It’s kind of funny to look at old interactions between Lamont and Millie because it is a lot of Millie trying to hide the fact that she is kiiiiinda skeezed by him sorta-unintentionally flirting with her.
Because he’s OLD.))
((IT’S NOT FLIRTING, IT’S JUST BEING REALLY, REALLY, REALLY SERIOUSLY CHARISMATIC!
And he’s not that old.))
((PEOPLE AREN’T SKEEZED BY CHARISMA. THEY ARE SKEEZED WHEN OLD PEOPLE SEEM REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, SERIOUSLY PEPPED UP BY THE FACT THAT YOU’RE A VAMPIRE WITH DARK BROWN HAIR AND BOOBS.
And he’s old by Millie standards. All of you people are old. Lamont’s only a few years younger than her mom.))
((YEA AND THAT IS LAMONT’S CHARISMA FOR YOU.
He could be her sugar daddy. 8U))
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maybejustaweebit reblogged this from friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman and added:
((Youngmont needs an IC nickname that is not youngmont. Because Millie is going to get tired of having to explain which...
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friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman reblogged this from maybejustaweebit and added:
((Yea Lamont is good at that. They are both idiots, I like it. AND LEMME GET RIGHT ON THAT~!))
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